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Old Mar 21, 2006, 08:59 AM // 08:59   #3041
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*punches JjK. What's your problem, I was serving you a beer assf*ck!*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 01:51 PM // 13:51   #3042
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*sips a beer watching JjK getting punched*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 01:53 PM // 13:53   #3043
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^ is gonna get the normal bar welcome

*shoots Atila The Hunny in the knees*
*rips off hear arms and beats her with them*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 01:57 PM // 13:57   #3044
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*screams bloody murder*
*kicks the craps outta the dark dragon holding her arms*
*grabs her arms with her legs*
*wiggles outta the revolving doors*
*slides to the emergency room next door*
*has arms reattached surgrically*
*comes back through the revolving door*
*picks up gun and blows his brains in*
*sits down*
*sips beer*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 02:01 PM // 14:01   #3045
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*slowly stands up and walks out of the bar...*

*..*

*...*

*comes back holding a boombox and wearing earmuffs... sets sterio down in the middle of the room*

FEEL THE WRATH OF BJORK YOU LOUSY DRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!

*presses play, ducks behind furniture*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 02:23 PM // 14:23   #3046
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*sips a beer*
*takes shoitaan ear muffs*
*puts them on*
*get up throws the bar chair against the wall*
*stands up on the table*
*dances to the music*
*counts up the money in her g-string*
*hops off the table*
*buys another beer*
*sips a beer*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 02:24 PM // 14:24   #3047
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*runs up to atila and kisses her*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 02:28 PM // 14:28   #3048
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*giggles again*
*knows she isnt lame*
*looks around the room*
*pushes dragon away*
*u didnt say please!*
*sips another beer*
*gives him that look*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 03:00 PM // 15:00   #3049
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*Gets up from chair*
*Feels a hankerin' for some left arms*
*Takes out Soulblade*
*cloaked figure glides thru the bar*
*THAK! Warkst's left arm separates from his body*
*SLICE! Darkdragon99's left arm bounces to the floor*
*SwOOsh! Shoitaan's left arm flies to a table*
*gathers the left arms, while the 3 unsuspecting "armless" bar patrons go on with their business*
*glides over to Atila The Hunny*
"This is for the drink, many thanks"
*leaves 3 clean cut left arms by Atila's feet*
*tips the hood*
*cloaks and disappears*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 03:10 PM // 15:10   #3050
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*looks at the floor in amazement*
*is impressed*
*is glad she isnt the maid around here*
*wonders who thiscloaked figure is and where he has gone*
*puts another coin on the bar*
* sips another beer*
* this time holding on for dear life so someone doesnt take it*
* passes out..one to many*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 04:23 PM // 16:23   #3051
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*sips beer*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39   #3052
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*comes to*
*walks across the room the long way*
*swaying back and forth*
*picks up the left arms*
*smacks the guy in the back of the room with then*
*drops them on the floor*
*passes out again*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 05:50 PM // 17:50   #3053
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*gives up on trying to change pwnd's actions as he clearly doesn't realise when he is being hit round the head with a chair leg, is moved from the chair into the alcohol tub, or his beer that he sips has been taken away*
*sits down*
*tries to sleep*
*can't*
*grabs a whip*
*starts whipping the newer arrivals in the bar*
"get on doing stuff, don't be like that old slacker in the alcohol tub"
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 05:55 PM // 17:55   #3054
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*drinks fuzzy navel*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 08:27 PM // 20:27   #3055
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*scrapes the fuzzy navel*
*off silhouette's belly*
*realizes it was own her navel*
*grabs a chair and goes after king with the whip*
*misses and falls flat on her face*
*rolls over just in time to grab the whip*
*trips him up sending him flying*
*drags herself across the bar*
*puts another coint on the bar*
*downs a shot of jack daniels*
*after sipping a beer*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51   #3056
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*slaps own hand on the bar and drives a nail through it, just for dramatic effect*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 08:58 PM // 20:58   #3057
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*turns and notices the pool of blood*
*pulls the nail outta Doooom's hand*
*hammers it into his foot*
*so he cant go anywhere*
*laughs*
*takes another sip*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 09:03 PM // 21:03   #3058
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*becomes dehydrated from eating too many salty peanuts and passes out*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 09:07 PM // 21:07   #3059
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*eats the salty peanuts left by Sol vie*
*takes another sip of beer*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 09:09 PM // 21:09   #3060
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*wakes up and vomits pure peanut butter*
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